dangit

life can be soooo frustrating at times. how do we fix that? any ideas? wouldn't it be soooo much easier if the boy likes girl and the girl likes him back and there aren't any other people mixed in there in weird ways? oh the drama of relationships..

on a lighter note, i love the new man committee t-shirts for lhb and i'm going to write what is on them. if you don't get it, then you aren't cool. j/k.

things every newman should know

1. you can never have too much cowbell

2. burnt orange goes well with everything

3. bevo loves you, but he won't hesitate to kill you

4. water spilling in "the bubble" will be there forever

5. yellow meals are accurately represented by their name

6. if you're sitting down, you're wrong

7. LHB + revolving door = accident waiting to happen

8. airplane breakfast and dinner bags contain the same thing

9. the fringe is awesome

10. it's earlier, not $@@^*#